Miss Hush-Hush : Britney Spears’ Nipples are Still Wonky and Sad

Britney Spears was spotted leaving Perth Hyatt Hotel not realising she’d left her headlights on.

Britney Spears and her sad, droopy nipples were out in public without the aid of a bra again. The singer is in Perth, Australia, to do her first Aussie concert.

It’s always a sad sight to see Spears’ nipples swinging around by her belly button, in need of a little support. Those nips, on more than one occasion, have been photographed looking as though they were plotting their escape. As though, if you listened, you could hear their plan to escape out of the bathroom window the next time the star visited her local Starbucks.

If she is not careful, she is going to end up either poking someone in the eye or tripping over her own boobs. If she doesn’t start strapping those bad girls down, she’s going to end up tripping and breaking a hip.

Nine photos of Britney Spears and her soggy looking chest under the cut.