Brad on using the phone while on the toilet:“No, you can’t talk on the phone!” Pitt declares. “Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation?
Is it OK to look at pornography at work? Don’t just look at it at work, bring in your old porn mags and scan them there! It’s like converting your vinyl to MP3s. Fill up your hard drive, and when you need a break from spreadsheets, just open a favorite pictorial.
Our Rock Band bassist sucks. Am I a total jerk if I kick him out? Who cares? You shred, he doesn’t. Fire his ass. Bonus: It’ll put the others on notice. Anyone who doesn’t keep up can hit the road. Even if that means firing the whole band. Remember: All great artists go solo eventually. Just think of Ronnie James Frickin’ Dio.
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