Today we could talk about Chris Brown, who is still A ASSHOLE, going on Larry King Live and saying, “Oh, that night I beat the shit out of Rihanna? Nope, doesn’t ring a bell,” then saying that Larry tricked him into being forgetful with the devious tactic of asking a question multiple times. Diabolical! But we’re not here for that kind of deep shit. At least not today. Today we’re here for the boobs. Rihanna’s boobs. Sure, they’re covered in pretty large pasties, but that’s better than being covered in a pretty large piece of burlap. So quit yer whining, you big baby. Underboob is still nice to behold, especially when it belongs to a woman who has recently restored the nation’s belief in justice. Oh, and it doesn’t hurt that she’s 21 and smoking hot. Because while we appreciate their struggles, we’re not too interested in seeing most of the nation’s downtrodden reveal underboob.